My worst Airbnb ever
Tawfiq didn’t respond to any messages after I finished paying – and his phone ended up being off after I called him enough times. So that…was that.
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A passive aggressive writer who hopes her dreads will one day grow as long as Maxi Priest's despite her mother's fears.
sell-by date
I am having the best sex of my life. Yet, I am supposed to be less desirable now? Make it make sense please!
#TBT
I woke up to you and you fell asleep to me
Corona Sex
…or lack thereof. I’m fondly thinking of a time when sex was at my disposal and I could chat up one of my regulars for a week or so before getting regular cooch. Now? That chatup may have to be 6 months, the way the Kenyan government is handling this thing, and we all know […]
My child found my vibrator…
My child found my vibrator. “Hii ni nini?” he asked of Rodger, my rabbit. “Ni ya kuhesasize? Nitachukua nifanye nayo up-down.” You didn’t understand the second part? He wanted to exercise with the toy, and execute a number of thrusters, no pun intended. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing. I calmly […]
Flying…again!
I like to think of myself as a great traveller. I think my body is the ultimate travelling machine. I have never missed a flight if the factors were within my control (Chicago traffic, screw you). My stomach senses when a food trolley is near, and wakes me up if I’m sleeping. I don’t know […]