I think Trainwreck was a train wreck. And this isn’t just because they touted it as a movie from the guy who brought you Bridesmaids (which, surprise! I didn’t like either) but also because I thought it was so comedically flat. It’s like they told Amy, hey! Write a movie! And she was like, I’m […]
I only regret giving you too much. You saw my glory. I let you touch it. I let you taste it. I let you be changed by it, and then it was too late, because I was changed by you. I shouldn’t have let you feel even a little of my perfection. But I did. […]
What a waste of all my time. Hot Pursuit is a silly movie that clearly shows that Reese Witherspoon has almost no comedic acting chops (and she did used to – it’s quite sad, really) and Sofia Vergara is finally making really bad choices in her career. However, unlike Witherspoon, Vergara can still make a […]
Ok they should never make sequels ever ever ever. That said, Ted 2 had some genuinely funny laugh-out-loud parts. But they still shouldn’t have made the movie. I am over the teddy bear (I do love Seth McFarlane though. Family Guy remains one of my favourite shows, and A Million Ways to Die in the […]
You make me feel wanted. Like there’s nothing so important you wouldn’t take my call. Like the touch of your skin on mine is like the charged moment before the shock. Like I am everything you’ve ever dreamed. And all you’ll ever need. You make me feel dizzy. Like I’ve been spinning round in circles […]
Hey, Lover, I just want you to know that sometimes I crave you and I can’t get enough of your chocolate skin and it makes me (ever so) slightly unreasonable. I just want you to know that I ask you why you love me because if I know the reason, then I can keep doing […]
We reach Kampala and the street is absolutely freaking gorgeous. I try and think of where the Mash Poa offices are in Nairobi and the street they’re on, and promptly compare. It doesn’t compare. The streets are super clean and look like they just got washed by the type of conscientious housekeeper I will never […]
