I don’t think I am going to pay my rent next month. While it is easy to presume that not everyone can be stupid, it is careful to realize that underestimating people’s stupidity often causes blood pressure. Like my landlady. So, I move into this house, tres excited about moving on up from a studio, […]
Do y’all watch Happy Endings? Not the porno. 😀 The series with the ever present gay dude who’s hilarious (and actually straight in real life) and Damon Wayans Jr., in all his hot glory. That one. So chick who is married to Damon Jr. has a Work Husband. And what are office polootics without a […]
You can say all you want to say about Sheldon Cooper, but at least he is honest. At least you would never think that Sheldon is being disingenuous, or doing something to please other people, or something he didn’t want to do…everything about Sheldon is an open and mildly annoying book. I would never date […]
Oh boy. This is gonna get graphic. A little. Is there anything more reassuring in this world than being comfortable when you take a dump? And is there anything more uncomfortable (forget childbirth. I see you, mothers) than not being uncomfortable? The answer to that question is no. And this is why I hate the […]
Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Isla Fisher, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Mark Ruffalo It starts out boring, but you simply gotta see it through to the end. Fisher, Eisenberg, Harrelson and Franco are four magicians who are very good at what they do; magic. Since time immemorial, people have been fascinated with magic and the ones in […]
His name wasn’t Dube, but that’s what we’re going to call him. I met him at a club in Egypt – a rare occurrence in itself, because I was clubbing. In Egypt. Egypt is the racistest place I have ever been to…and that’s saying a lot, because in Ethiopia, the beggars call you a slave […]
Hyperbole and a Half chick had it, and so do lots of people. This is one of my friends. When did you realize you had depression? Did you think it was a legit thing before you had it? I woke up in late April feeling like I wanted to just disappear, the previous night, I […]
