Usually,I laugh at such situations. I mean,you find your friend making out with a guy you were just making out with 3 and a half minutes ago…what’s your typical reaction,really? Is there a predefined set of rules that directs you on how one should behave (as opposed to making some up on the spot)? I didn’t get that memo. So I stared for a bit at the writhing mass that was KK and JavaGuy,before laughing.

And thus they came up for air,a tad bleary-eyed but not worse for the wear…if that’s what we’re calling it nowadays. I stopped laughing,because it stopped being funny and started feeling…what’s that word? Awkward.

‘So.’ Yeah. In that brief moment of intense brilliance,THAT’S what I chose to go with.
‘So.’ as he looks completely nonchalant,and KK just looks tipsy. Stop copying my lines! Digression here. What do I say? Expletives flow,but I have no claim. The monster-both the one that got me into this mess and the green-eyed one-are still clamoring loudly,like especially rude children. But..he’s not mine. Why should I be vaguely annoyed? Sharing is caring,right?

‘Um.’ Wow. I was the epitome of eloquence tonight,really. I was even blowing MYSELF away. Which,really,it was beginning to look like I would be doing. Just me and my hand tonight. Menage á moi.

‘Are you ready to go?’ Did he just…well,judging from the expectant look on his face,I think that IS what he just said. So we were going to act like he hadn’t JUST been-
‘I know I am,’ said KK,giggling.

WHOA!! Clearly I was missing something here!! So in quick succession,JavaGuy takes her hand,AND mine,and before I could say-well,anything,really,all three of us were headed out the door.

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tSN