I liked the Great Gatsby. It’s a love story (Gatsby trying to get a dame back with ridiculous goofs and consequences), what’s not to like? It was a fun, fantastical kind of flamboyant cinematography that I enjoyed, reminiscent of Oz the Great and Powerful on a muuuuch bigger scale. Surprisingly, I’m sorry Jay-Z. I wasn’t […]
What everyone wishes for has just happened to me, good people. I GOT PAID MID MONTH! And oooooh, the jooooooy that fills my soul! It was looking grim for a quick minute there, good people, but now Ndiransh can come for his 40 bob, ad we can all be happy, see? (say in Al Capone […]
Movie folk are out of things to make movies about. So they are going to oh,look! A fairy tale that has not been made yet/it’s been made, but we’ll do it better/flip the script! I liked Oz, because I like fairy tales, and I read Wicked (which I did not like, but I read because […]
GANGSTER SQUAD! (HIYAAAH!) I think Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone could be the Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks of our generation, and it is something that I am, really, excited about, goush. (Although I have heard rumours that she is with Andrew Garfield, who I love too, so…how’s a girl to choose?) Once again (after […]
Yes, I did. I watched it before you. LOL. I had some apprehension going into this movie; first, because I would rather Christopher Nolan not ruin yet another epic from me, and second, I mean, aside from Star Wars, are prequels ever worth it? YES. I loved it! All of it. I was on the […]
Aside from my brilliant writing, I used to belong to one of the best a cappella groups ever (shout out to my boy Mike, who’s gonna fly my private plane when I’m rich). We were pretty fantastic. I was just the talent, but the two guys behind the magic (magic here referring to vocal arrangements […]
I watched Brave, and it freaked me out. Like, I was genuinely scared. There was a darkness in it that I felt was not meant for tois, bana. Aside from the untrue GE rating…the graphics were good. I liked the accents (who doesn’t like Scots? And they paid tribute to Braveheart. You can’t not like […]
