Film: Skyfall

sighs in ecstasy I watched Skyfall yesterday. I was one of the first people in East Africa to do so. I am so glad I am a blogger! Lol. Yo. Y’all do not even understand how good that movie was. It was funny. It was somber. It was action-packed. It was sexy. It was… It […]

So I am excited about Skyfall.

HAPPY BOND DAY! I thought I would take this opportunity (Bond Day) to express my extreme excitement over the next entrant into the Bond franchise (note the alliteration). Bond is 50 years old today (the franchise), and I thought we would have a look-see at my favourites… Ah, Sean Connery. They could not have picked […]

Film: Haywire and The Bourne Legacy

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. So, Haywire showed SUCH promise. A movie with several just fantastic actors: Michael Douglas (Romancing the Stone – as I thus age myself. But that was a great movie). Antonio Banderas (Desperado, Puss in Boots, The Mask of Zorro…shwi shwi SHWI!), Michael Fassbender (Prometheus, X-Men: First Class. […]

Film: Nairobi Half Life

…which stops showing on October 4th, by the way, so you need to go see it (at Nakumatt Junction and at Nakumatt Westgate) (also, I just saw Haywire, but that will be reviewed…later) WHAT I LIKEDThe pick of actors was excellent. (only one who did not resonate with me, aside from the supporting characters who […]

Film: Resident Evil : Retribution

So I watched Resident Evil: Retribution jana against my better judgment, because I was trying to think outside the box and give Milla Jovovich a chance to impress me (which she did), and give scary things a chance to freak me the f* out, etc. Plus, the trailer was freakin’ awesome. SO a few disclaimers […]

Film: TDKR

I couldn’t find the poster I liked. But this one will definitely do. So Tom Hardy’s accent does not sound fake in this. In fact, I cannot place what it sounds. It was, like, Russian, with a tinge of Middle Easter clipped English slathered with British influences. I dunno what the hell was going on […]

Film: Tom Hardy in THIS MEANS WAR and WARRIOR

I do not know the other dude in this movie’s name. I do not really care. I am reviewing these two movies because I find it appropriate to state that I had never watched a Tom Hardy movie before Warrior and this ka-one before Batman. So I felt the need to have something to compare […]