Freedom?
‘Will you hate me forever if I leave?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Forever, ever, or just till next week?’ ‘Forever.’ ‘Ok, you know no one is capable of hating someone forever.’ ‘Wanna find out?’ I think my boss is taking my resignation personally.
Category: tSN
Unwise decisions
I’ve been making a lot of these lately. Or rather, I’ve been making more within a shorter period of time than usual, which leads to less recovery time from general stupidity, which leads to a lot more pain from consequences that could have just been stretched out slowly. Let me explain. It seemed like a […]
On idiots, movies, and idiots who should NOT be in charge of movies
Dear Century Cinemax, Your Tuesday offer is stupid. You know, the one where you tell me that if I buy a ticket, I also get popcorn and a hotdog and a soda free. Whoop de do. Because I know you are stupid, I will outline exactly why you are stupid. Because I am sure you […]
Dodging bullets and chasing sex
Do you ever look back in your life and thank the Lord Jesus that you never slept with all the guys that you could have slept with? Honestly that little voice – or fear – or pastor – or whatever it was that stopped you – was secretly a vessel sent back in time – […]
Confessions of a thief
I really like hotels. What’s there not to like? Someone picks up after you…makes your bed…feeds you at all times of the day…has a pool…also for being fed next to…locks you away from the rest of the world (sightseeing? WHY??) and much as we like to say absolute power corrupts, we want some of that […]
Office…
Office crushes are overrated. Especially if they are based on what dress you are wearing. That having been said, my dress today is short and Number 4 noticed. HAHA, that being said, we can call him Alex. (OMG She will be loved by Maroon 5 is playing in my ear. sigh My childhood) Alex hasn’t […]
Being an adult
I don’t think I am going to pay my rent next month. While it is easy to presume that not everyone can be stupid, it is careful to realize that underestimating people’s stupidity often causes blood pressure. Like my landlady. So, I move into this house, tres excited about moving on up from a studio, […]