Office…guess. Guess.

Do y’all watch Happy Endings? Not the porno. 😀 The series with the ever present gay dude who’s hilarious (and actually straight in real life) and Damon Wayans Jr., in all his hot glory. That one. So chick who is married to Damon Jr. has a Work Husband. And what are office polootics without a […]

Office Polootics 2

You can say all you want to say about Sheldon Cooper, but at least he is honest. At least you would never think that Sheldon is being disingenuous, or doing something to please other people, or something he didn’t want to do…everything about Sheldon is an open and mildly annoying book. I would never date […]

Office Polootics

Oh boy. This is gonna get graphic. A little. Is there anything more reassuring in this world than being comfortable when you take a dump? And is there anything more uncomfortable (forget childbirth. I see you, mothers) than not being uncomfortable? The answer to that question is no. And this is why I hate the […]

Take Me Down South

His name wasn’t Dube, but that’s what we’re going to call him. I met him at a club in Egypt – a rare occurrence in itself, because I was clubbing. In Egypt. Egypt is the racistest place I have ever been to…and that’s saying a lot, because in Ethiopia, the beggars call you a slave […]

The story behind depression

Hyperbole and a Half chick had it, and so do lots of people. This is one of my friends. When did you realize you had depression? Did you think it was a legit thing before you had it? I woke up in late April feeling like I wanted to just disappear, the previous night, I […]

Interview: Into the mind of a 12 year old child

This blog post is hella long. Congratulations if you get to the end. One of the most ignored children’s groups of our generation is the 11 – 13 year olds. Certainly, everyone pays attention to childbirth, and even more so to the years after; are they teething? Are they walking? Have they started school? And […]

The Sheep of Art Caffe: Rated PG-17, or, the Art of Sheepery aka General Sheepishness and Artsy Fartsy Tomfoolery

jumps onto wagon leaps into foray springs into melee bes a sheep And all other similar…similes? Metaphors? Descriptive phrases? Homophrases? Sigh. I did KCPE AND KCSE. 8-4-4 don’t mean a damn thing. It’s everywhere, is Art Caffe today, poor buggers, so I’m following the herd and blogging about it. Some stupid sod decided that the […]