LOVERS AND FRIENDS

My friend owes me money, and it’s breaking my heart. Several of my friends have been doing that lately; the breaking heart thing. Your momma told you about boys, but did she tell you about friends? I know, I know. I shouldn’t have lent her money in the first place. But…she was my friend (i.e. […]

The Sweet, The Sour and Shower Hour: Listerine and I

No pictures today folks; just fade in on a girl who recently discovered that truth is not something anyone wants to know. But everyone knew that, right? How often is it that the thing you want and the thing you get are the same thing; and even more often, how often is it that you […]

January’s main disappointments

…were 4. we can begin with my wallet, which was unreliable at best, but at least there were highs and lows that were spread out as opposed to one looooong looooow. Is it payday yet? Number 2 was I finally finished season 8 of Weeds. I’d been putting it off for quite a bit. I […]

Regrets and Jamaica

I spent rent money on a phone that doesn’t work as well as it should, and now I feel bad. It’s like, if you pay for something, it should work (TIK). Like when I go to Art Caffe. Why are there flies on food that costs so much? Long have I kept faithful to my […]

The most dangerous meal ever.

I was at my mom’s, happily acting like a bachelorette (or rather, not really acting. Because I am…) and having my fill of chapos. I piled on some chicken and sukuma and stuck that sweet looking baby in the microwave (except for the chapo. I don’t do chapos and microwaves. Takes away the flavour. Becomes […]

Vices

Certain things make me weak at the knees. Chocolate men wearing loafers who are bald and have accents…or just chocolate men. Chocolate delicacies, like a Snickers bar. A good book at a great deal (just bought the ENTIRE Chronicle of Narnia series for a sock. Mind = blown, and, well, knickers…). Good food. A fantastic […]