Let’s! Go! FLY a KITE!!

I really hate the weird sounds planes make. Like, when it’s in the air and the ka-hum reduces as if it’s an appliance about to go off. But, aside from that, I love me some planes. I’d forgotten how much I like flying, to the point I get a little bit emotional. I’d forgotten how […]

JUWIIIIZZZZZZZ

Like a grown up, today I went and bought many things that the world says one should have in a grown up’s house (clearly, this is quite the bone of contention/main underlying theme with me). One of these was a fridge. The fridge section tends to be boring. Especially the cheap fridge section. Annoyance #1 […]

Moving on UP!

My 20 jobs are going fine, thank you very much. How I ended up moving out is I got tired of the situation I was in (i.e. not being able to have arbitrary sleepovers and trips to Lamu, lol) and so I purposed -really hard! – and moved. I think there is a lot to […]

I CHOOSE LIFE!! (pahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

My eyes are getting ready to write placards decrying the inhumane treatment they have been forced to endure at my…eyeballs. It’s 2 in the morning, and I am awake, doing my job…blogging. Ha, no. I just sent in something that was due a while back. Lately, my life seems to be full of those. I […]

The Sunny Side

I swear I wrote this post ages ago and then something happened and then…well, I’m here now. Hello, folks! It’s been a while. Things have changed in my life, which will be blogged about at a later date (I hope. I pray). I will just say, the major change was The Move from Foreverland to […]

Tomorrow never comes

Great Sidney Sheldon book. Though to be fair, I can’t think of a single one I did not like. What does that phrase even mean? Isn’t tomorrow here when today is over? Or is it because the statement is never true? I am awake at ungodly hours trying to learn how to type properly and […]

Nostalgia

My girl MM and I sit by a pool, reminiscing about the time she once smoked a blunt the size of a dick. The sun is not out; in fact, it hides behind ominous clouds that are grumbling slightly about having to cohabit. Nonetheless, we are dipping our toes in the freezing water, perversely clinging […]