Adulthood?

Things I am done with: 1. Cleaning. I have accepted. I am SOOOOO not about that life. Some heifers are. I am not one of them. So basically, for y’all wanting to wife me (hehe) there are very few wife-like qualities to be found her (I should call this part of my rant the broken […]

MARALAL! YEEEHAAAAWWW!!!

There are gonna be HELLA pics in this post. So grab your hearty companion fortitude. You know the drill. Who knows where Maralal is? No? Me neither, until I (Wikid it, then) went for the annual Camel Derby with the Tembea Kenya team (also, Wikipedia says itโ€™s in North Eastern. Apparently itโ€™s in Rift Valley. […]

Post-adolescence?

I feel like I’m in an unusual place in my life,a place of absolute confusion hidden in semi-clarity,which I realize makes almost no sense except to me,and actually,probably more people,because,yeah,thanks Solomon,there is nothing new under the sun,etc,bla bla bla. Point is,it’s strange to me. I feel like I’ve become this person I don’t recognize,yet always […]

Big Brother Stargame

I think the time has come that I can safely confess… I tried out for Big Brother. (if you couldn’t see that coming from the title, then you know…you need help…lol nah just taking the mickey) You see, I figured, my oodles of charm, sparkling personality, electrifying wit would…you know…electrify the judges into letting me […]

Hateration

Thought I’d kick off Tuesday with a little negativity. Because I mean,come on. Friday is so far away. And we all have our flaws. This is going to be hard though,because I’m watching Kata Rumba (S/O to my homeguuuurl @awuormamou who LOVES this stuff) and some of there outfits make it so hard to be […]

The Tsavo Diaries: Part 2

RATED. See? I have warnings again. ๐Ÿ˜€ My work ethic is shit, isn’t it. sigh Lol. Anyhue! So I left off after we had seen the volcanic mountain lava thingy at Tsavo West. After that, we went to Mzima Springs. Which was very, very pretty. And had pretty things. ๐Ÿ˜€ And can apparently supply water […]

Progress

So clearly,that day another post didn’t come. The best laid plans… I have eaten so much raw food in the name of learning how to do this cooking thing. It’s gotten to the point that I overcook everything,because I’d rather have overcooked than raw. The raw eating is not because I take it off the […]