I was talking to the good Lord this morning today about this RAIN ALLTHE FREAKIN TIME thing. I envisioned Him as most people do; anold,wizened trickster with rosy cheeks (the model upon which SantaClaus/St. Nicholas was molded. If Jesus was a swarthy Israeli/hot Arabdude,God could be Dutch and able to yodel – smite me not,ye […]
As I contemplate with my eyes and my mind the brown between my thighs and the way the sun hits your smile just right, I contemplate my future. Our future. That future where there is no us, just me, without you. My heart breaks and reforms only because it must…if I had it my way, […]
THIS LIFE! You will all be pleased to know that I have purchased a few things for my humble abode (I’m really not kidding with the humble part),and I am now the proud owner of several household items,some of which include a torch,a mwiko,not one but FOUR sufurias,and a bed (WITH a mattress!), all of […]
Well, it’s here, and I have no idea wtf I am doing. I am moving out tomorrow. I have not packed, I have not planned, and the only things I have bought are: – 3 toothbrushes– Toothpaste (I think Aquafresh. Going back to ma roots)– A secondhand kettle for 1800. Was I ripped off? I […]
I feel the rush of adulthood churning in my veins!! And thus, dear readers, you all must share it with me, for upon this new frontier that I am planning to traverse, I can have no end of well wishes, prayers, and donations. It has been a long time coming, but finally, opportunity presented itself […]
It’s all well and good to say I am not going to have children when I’m 14, but when you get to ahem my age, you wouldn’t believe how quickly potential lifetime mates start to fall off the radar after you say that phrase. Problem is, it’s true. I’m not planning on children. Ok, not […]
Before attempting to write a novel (which ended up as 20 chapters of a fantasy world I cannot believe I thought up) and illustrating an alphabet book when I was 5 (which does not count, seeing as it was just illustrating, and, camaaaaan. Everyone knows the plot of those alphabet books. So it doesn’t count. […]
