WARNING: Digressions will be rampant and arbitrarily placed throughout the course of this post. Peter! :o) If you have been reading my blog, you have good taste, and you know that I’m the best maid for my friend’s wedding. You should also have been commenting, because how do 196 people follow the blog (you awesome […]
Today morning, I was gripped with a desire to cut my talk-time costs, much like your average Kenyan. I’m on a great network, which I sing the accolades of as if it were paying my rent. I get all the texts I want to to the same network, low rates for calling other networks (in […]
So, today, I woke up earlier than I have ever woken up…since high school, anyway. Ok, since my 9 a.m. uni classes. My body was in disbelief and refused to get into the shower until I coaxed it with the showerhead…PSYCHE. (too early for such. Give me like an hour. :D) The shower done, I […]
I have thought long, and deep and hard, and no, this is not the introduction to the explanation and or fabrication of a tawdry midnight affair between sweaty linen sheets, gripping hands and eager lips. This is no affectation of depth, no philosophical rambling of a soul self-designated to impress No. This is me, impressing […]
Dudes and dudettes,a pearl of wisdom I recently re-learnt. Nothing screams unsexy more than saliva flowing from your lips in a never-ending stream of grossness. I went to the dentist today. The dentist’s chair and I once had a torrid affair,which promptly ended once its sadistic tendencies were noticed by the genius currently writing this […]
R.I.P. Michael Jackson, King of Pop, Greatest Ever Made. tSN
Last night on #ATADQ (AkelLoveTwitterAfterDarkQuestion),I asked what it would take for someone to date someone they’re completely unattracted to. The answer was mostly money,personality,or boudoir skills…of course. I don’t know what it would take. Probably the personality bit. The other day,I took my cousin to Times Tower to get his Driver’s Licence renewed. He needed […]
