Humans Say The Stupidest Things

Ever watched or read Bill Cosby’s ‘Kids say the darndest things?’ They really do. I tend to think anything that Cosby puts into production is hilarious,so I may be biased,but that was a really funny show. And why was it funny? Because kids are so unassuming,so innocent,so unpretentious and unadulterated,that they constantly say the things […]

Your Own Personal Psychic.

My friend is a successful woman, which basically means she makes enough moolah to be in 2 chamas and keep her parents happy enough to not let them start questioning why they paid for her Masters. She also has a deadbeat boyfriend who she’s been with for a year and a half. He looks like […]

EFF ‘EM SUNDAY

After reading one of my favorite blogger’s posts on how stupid some commenters can get, I was well advised to do some therapeutic venting of my own. This is fashioned after Slim’s own Eff ‘Em Fridays. Yes, I know it’s Sunday and hence the unfortunate lack of alliteration. But it’s my blog. sighs in satisfaction […]

Today’s random thoughts

I lived in Ethiopia for 7 years. When I came back to Kenya, I used to talk about Ethiopia but no one used to believe me. This puzzled me on various levels. How did one have the audacity to disagree with me, and they had never stepped outside Nairobi? Okay, let’s go with the ‘maybe-they-read-a-lot’ […]

Unfortunately No Man is an Island

Roald Dahl is a literary god. His ability to weave anything from everything and paint it in your head in such a way that you’re right there with the people you’re reading about, leaping everywhere in BFG’s ear, moving chalk dusters with the power of your mind and actually LIKING life-sized bugs shivers gets me […]

Peek-a-boo!

I was at Pebbles’ the other day. We’ve just discovered Gavin and Stacey,so she bought all three seasons and we squeeze in an episode at every chance we get. When I got there,she gave me a glass of juice and went into the kitchen to get tortilla chips. I got up to put disc 2 […]

Some people are just rude.

Death is such an inconvenient and inconsiderate truth. I get the evolution/the Good Lord is in the business of clearing and forwarding to the afterlife,out with the old et al,but death just seems a bit unnecessary. Ok,let me rephrase that. I don’t have anything against death. I doubt I’d want to live forever. I think. […]