I have a confession to make. Four score and twenty years ago (sic) I swore my undying loyalty,devotion,commitment et al to a worthy lover,whose accolades I proclaim to this very day. His suave appearance. His witty sense of humor. His mysterious aura that kept our love alive,aflame,passionate. His resourcefulness when his damsel was in distress. […]
So I went for a shave the other day,prompted by the usual undue pressures. Dude at the local barber shop was like ‘2 sock.’ As I walked out. What is it with Suburbia and inflation? Don’t answer that. Since my shave,my hair’s been itching like crazy. And I’ve tried everything,for real. @theycallmebiggy claims it was […]
I grew up on the sugar-coated idealism that was Sweet Valley High. In that world,your parents were your best friends and your biggest worries were what to wear for Lila Fowler’s Halloween party. That was not,however the case for me. Both my parents are pastor’s children. Though the pressure to be an upright,morally inclined human […]
All right folks, I bring you my first guest post. Be nice. :o) “This post is written for all parents who struggle to pay their children’s fees. Those who try, and make it, and even those who try and fall short, you are appreciated. Deeply. As for those who neglect the need to educate their […]
I am really craving things right now. And I’m not preggers,so it doesn’t make sense. Cause for even more worry? Yes? I’m craving Sonford fries with vinegar. I’m craving hot,freshly-made crispy chapo spread with a thin layer of honey and a cup of near-strungi. I’m craving my own apartment and deeply blue neon nail polish. […]
In my mind, dear reader, as you know, resides a gargantuan ego bigger than anything Beyonce ever sang about. It mutates daily into an object larger than logic can stop. Its sense of entitlement is slightly nausea-inducing; it is not stopped by criticism, failure or reality. Which is why I assumed full and total success […]
You know,no one ever thinks that they would ever do half the things they end up doing 5 years later. In the words of Justin Bieber,never say never. 😀 WAIT! Don’t stop reading! There’s a point! :o) I have always suspected that I’d be a really good lesbian. Or I have delusions of grandeur. I […]
