One Two More than two. So many more times I should’ve called you. I’m deleting your number coz now it’s the truth you’re gone and it’s something that I can’t undo One Two Two people lost Two people too many for my heart to bear I wonder if you knew I cared But is that […]
Hey ladies/hey ladies/wanna ride in my Mercedes? Then SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT! Love me some Sir Mix-A-Lot. I like big butts,and I cannot lie. First off,let me begin by wishing me and everyone else on their period HAPPY NO-MOTHERS DAY. Tis a joyful one that comes each month,particularly joyful when thou knowest that thou may […]
Good grief,nothing puts me off mango season better than a mouthful of worm faeces. Here I am,happily chewing away on my mango,distracted by the Saturday nation,when I notice a graininess-that’s not a word,kids-in my mouth. I rapidly spit it out and rush to the sink-the seed has little black dots pouring out of a bigger […]
So I have a friend who was in a relationship with a guy for 7 years,and intercourse was not the general course of their relationship. In other words,they never had sex. Various reasons other than her virginity,but the point is,they didn’t. I,too,have had relationships in which sex didn’t occur – clearly. Granted,they were not 7 […]
I once dated this guy. It was for all of two months,and ended because apparently he cheated on me. (later I discovered that he didn’t. But that’s another story) We were in primary school together. He was the guy who I always wished I was better friends with. We did start talking at some point,but […]
Fuck you bitch. I’m over your shit. You’re plaguing my mind like a permanent itch I’m over your shit. I’m over your shit. I’m over you draining the life out of me Like it’s my fault your life isn’t what it’s supposed to be. I’m over your constant negativity That black cloud hanging around your […]
Sometimes,I look in my bag for tissue. More often than not,it’s not there. Then I wonder to myself if I’m truly a girl. And then it worries me that regardless of my active and consistent rebellion against all things stereotypical and superficial,sometimes the worm of conformism and socialization still manages to creep into my skull. […]
