This has never really happened to me till now (or my goldfish memory is working overtime). My girlfriends are always talking about how right when they get into relationships is when all these guys start stepping to you. Nope,never me. In fact,usually,I never even notice other guys. He put a ring on it. I like […]
When I was a child, I was scared of things that moved in the dark, but not the dark itself. I was scared of the coat hanging on my wardrobe that would somehow morph into a bloodthirsty child-eating monster when the moon was high in the sky and the lights were off. Curtains would transmutate […]
In my head- I wanna be a billionaire…so freakin bad… Again,the naivete. So. Isn’t sex expensive? The other day Mr. M. and I went to get tested. There’s a VCT centre at Phoenix House in town on 5th floor. Apparently,VCT is no longer free. Or at least,there,it’s 150. Is that the kawa going rate? sigh […]
In my head: Me and Mr. Jones-Amy Winehouse. Kwanza that first line. Back in the simple days,typewriters were used. None of this blogging-Twitter-viruses nonsense existed. All you needed was a ribbon,and some ink. (who’s read Misery by Stephen King? Ribbon,ink,blood,potato potato…) Nowadays,I need a freakin computer science degree to understand Drumsticks. Viruses? Why? Has she […]
This rare and unusual state often allows for much random and sometimes naive thinking. Forgive my innocence and confusion for future posts. There are some things I wonder about the whole sex thing. For one,sex isn’t really that serious. Perhaps I only think this because I speak from the other side of the divide. My […]
Maybe,just maybe,I’m shallow. I mean,I was looking at the other candidates like pahahahaha,you have nothing on me. But honestly,not everyone-in fact,no one-walks about with IQs taped to their foreheads. So I was judging-yes,judging-based purely on how they look. Does this make me shallow-or perceptive? Aha! Potato? Potato? One sharp-witted lass came to the interview garbed […]
So having betrayed the entire afro-rebel society in one swift brush stroke,I left the house with my cavalier attitude in tow and a distinct uncertainty regarding my future. You must realize,these brush strokes were not enough to make me blend in with the part of society that makes an effort. They were merely enough to […]
