The beginning of the end of the beginning…of the end.

I finished school today. I did (to my knowledge) my last undergraduate paper ever. Now,ceteris peribus,it was my last paper,but maybe I’ll get another degree. Or do a Masters. In which case,it’s back to term papers,damnit. The paper was pretty good. It was an art paper,so there were pictures of naked men I had to […]

The Nice Watchman

No,this is not the title of a fairy tale. Quick digression,pills are annoying. The ones that you have to pop out. They fly everywhere sometimes. Very annoying. Onto the take of our valiant hero! cue theme music of the heroic persuasion Usually I can’t stand that particular breed of human. But sometimes,one comes along to […]

Of Marriages and Mercedes,2

Mr. M came to the wedding with Roger. Let me get this out real quick…Roger is so many kinds of fine,it’s nearly impossible to see anyone else beside the halo that surrounds his divinely crafted features. It’s pleasantly distracting. But you know,the problem with the bro code is that him and I will never happen,because […]

Of Marriages and Mercedes

Writing that title makes me think of 2 things. First,what is the plural of Mercedes,written? I mean really. And second,remember that episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Carlton,bless his soul,has a fiancee called Mercedes? Priceless. Iiin West Philadelphia,born and raised… I’m not the biggest fan of weddings,marriages,pre-nuptial agreements ngurarios(sp?)/ayies and/or receptions. Practically the […]

Idiots should have badges so we can quickly identify and avoid *cough confine cough* them aka stay at home if I think you shouldn’t be let out in public aka In a parallel universe,you’re extinct because your species has been phased out.

Now,you all know I am Supporter Numero Uno of enthusiastic drug use. Penicillin,Ponstan,Piriton,you name it,I’ll endorse it. But sometimes,I’m wrong about drugs. Yes. I just admitted that it is possible for me to be wrong. This happens once maybe every 5 years (euphemism for decade) The Girls and I were at the club over the […]

Observations

We are our own worst enemies when it comes to justice. Mankind has a tendency to always make a more valiant attempt to keep the other man down than to lift him up. Not only that,we are also more likely to not speak up for our rights,and let injustices pass us by. Which is why […]

Maroon 5

Monday morning,rain is pouring. I’m sitting in a jav. It’s 8:40. I should be on Thika Road by now,on my way to my 9 o’clock class. I get the feeling I’m going to be late. Luckily,this class isn’t one of those ones that there’ll be hell to pay for if I’m late. The lecturer’s kinda […]