Inspired by @EdwinBaru,who is probably also writing a blogpost in the club. 1. Wtf? Nigga,you can’t hit on a girl and her sister at the same time in the same club. At least wait until one of them go to the bathroom. 2. I am probably the only person in the world who doesn’t like […]
Then he said “How about we just go back to my place?” There come several times in every woman’s life when she realizes that it has been forever since she was kissed. Or touched. Or held. It awakens a sleeping monster that whispers in her ear that she needs to make sure she’s not completely […]
If you are Christian,you believe that about 6 thousand years ago,God,the almighty omniscient one,created man,in his own image. If you’re atheist,you don’t. Either way,man showed up. (the whole universe was in a … Then nearly … Expansion started-wait-math science history unravelling the mystery that all started with the Big Bang. But I digress.)Man,being superior to […]
No question what I feel is for real and my intentions are squeaky clean I want to Touchyoutasteyoubewithyouknow you like I know the pages upon which I pour the ink of my emotions like a manuscript of flow. You know and I know that I can compromise, if I can see your eyes every day […]
Ok so the first time I ever thought Ice T was cool was when I saw him in the Chris Rock documentary, Good Hair. There’s a part they’re talking about how relaxer is creamy crack (lol) and Ice T goes ‘In high school, when I first got relaxer in my hair, it was a measure […]
The Travels, Part 2 Wow. You know things are serious when it takes longer to get to your shags than it does to get to Arusha. Note that your shags is in Kenya and Arusha is not. I come from a place where waking up in the morning gives you an absolutely spectacular view of […]
The Travels, Part 1 School was out and the coastline beckoned. Hence Jo, Kimberley and I headed down under, kind of, for a deserved (but doesn’t everyone deserve a holiday? I mean, dude. It’s a holiday. It’s not like there’s a quota.) holiday. A few things you gotta look out for the next time you’re […]
