After reading one of my favorite blogger’s posts on how stupid some commenters can get, I was well advised to do some therapeutic venting of my own. This is fashioned after Slim’s own Eff ‘Em Fridays. Yes, I know it’s Sunday and hence the unfortunate lack of alliteration. But it’s my blog. sighs in satisfaction

Eff not making enough to move to somewhere in this damned city that won’t charge me exorbitant rates for a space the size of a bed, will always have water and elec and won’t charge me 2 sock when it starts to rain.

Eff matatu condis who believe that karma won’t make their balls shrink.

Eff people who can’t mind their own damn business.

Eff the fact that people get tortured by their own effed up government.

Eff new shoes and the blister that is forming on my toe from these ones. And eff Maasai Market for starting to sell sandals for a k.

Eff that it’s mid-month…and I’m broke as all hell…

Eff riding the crimson wave. Eff the pain that comes with it. Eff Eve.

Eff y’all who reply those long-ass texts with ‘K.’ Lol I do it too. 😀

Who’re you effing today? 😀

tSN