Film: Man of Steel, Star Trek, The Internship

Aki they are already making a part 2 and I don’t like part 1. Yeah, I said it. I didn’t like Man of Steel…I mean, I liked it, because it is a superhero movie, and I can’t help but like those, but as superhero movies go…nah. I liked Star Trek Into Darkness better. Yeah. It […]

Interview: Into the mind of a 12 year old child

This blog post is hella long. Congratulations if you get to the end. One of the most ignored children’s groups of our generation is the 11 – 13 year olds. Certainly, everyone pays attention to childbirth, and even more so to the years after; are they teething? Are they walking? Have they started school? And […]

The Sheep of Art Caffe: Rated PG-17, or, the Art of Sheepery aka General Sheepishness and Artsy Fartsy Tomfoolery

jumps onto wagon leaps into foray springs into melee bes a sheep And all other similar…similes? Metaphors? Descriptive phrases? Homophrases? Sigh. I did KCPE AND KCSE. 8-4-4 don’t mean a damn thing. It’s everywhere, is Art Caffe today, poor buggers, so I’m following the herd and blogging about it. Some stupid sod decided that the […]

MOVIE MONDAYS

I liked the Great Gatsby. It’s a love story (Gatsby trying to get a dame back with ridiculous goofs and consequences), what’s not to like? It was a fun, fantastical kind of flamboyant cinematography that I enjoyed, reminiscent of Oz the Great and Powerful on a muuuuch bigger scale. Surprisingly, I’m sorry Jay-Z. I wasn’t […]

FOOD FRIDAYS: STEERS IS SHIT

The beginning pretty much summarizes everything I feel about Steers. Their only positive note is that they have pickles in their burgers. Their service sucks. Their burgers are tiny. The two times I have eaten there in the past month, the fries were raw. They don’t have salt; they won’t give me water instead of […]

HALLELUJAH!

What everyone wishes for has just happened to me, good people. I GOT PAID MID MONTH! And oooooh, the jooooooy that fills my soul! It was looking grim for a quick minute there, good people, but now Ndiransh can come for his 40 bob, ad we can all be happy, see? (say in Al Capone […]

LOVERS AND FRIENDS

My friend owes me money, and it’s breaking my heart. Several of my friends have been doing that lately; the breaking heart thing. Your momma told you about boys, but did she tell you about friends? I know, I know. I shouldn’t have lent her money in the first place. But…she was my friend (i.e. […]