MTV ALL STARS NININI

So, because jobs are fun, I got to go check out MTV ALL STARS AFRICA…ninio. Y’all know what I’m talking about, don’t be fronting. It was pretty cool, though. Crowded as all hell, started late…but cool. They are trying to promote the district of Kwa Zulu Natal in SA as a tourist party spot, so […]

Film: Oz, Hansel and Gretel and The Lost Boys

Movie folk are out of things to make movies about. So they are going to oh,look! A fairy tale that has not been made yet/it’s been made, but we’ll do it better/flip the script! I liked Oz, because I like fairy tales, and I read Wicked (which I did not like, but I read because […]

The Sweet, The Sour and Shower Hour: Listerine and I

No pictures today folks; just fade in on a girl who recently discovered that truth is not something anyone wants to know. But everyone knew that, right? How often is it that the thing you want and the thing you get are the same thing; and even more often, how often is it that you […]

Film: Gangster Squad, Jack Reacher and Can’t Buy Me Love

GANGSTER SQUAD! (HIYAAAH!) I think Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone could be the Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks of our generation, and it is something that I am, really, excited about, goush. (Although I have heard rumours that she is with Andrew Garfield, who I love too, so…how’s a girl to choose?) Once again (after […]

January’s main disappointments

…were 4. we can begin with my wallet, which was unreliable at best, but at least there were highs and lows that were spread out as opposed to one looooong looooow. Is it payday yet? Number 2 was I finally finished season 8 of Weeds. I’d been putting it off for quite a bit. I […]

Regrets and Jamaica

I spent rent money on a phone that doesn’t work as well as it should, and now I feel bad. It’s like, if you pay for something, it should work (TIK). Like when I go to Art Caffe. Why are there flies on food that costs so much? Long have I kept faithful to my […]