My girl MM and I sit by a pool, reminiscing about the time she once smoked a blunt the size of a dick. The sun is not out; in fact, it hides behind ominous clouds that are grumbling slightly about having to cohabit. Nonetheless, we are dipping our toes in the freezing water, perversely clinging […]
HAPPY BOND DAY! I thought I would take this opportunity (Bond Day) to express my extreme excitement over the next entrant into the Bond franchise (note the alliteration). Bond is 50 years old today (the franchise), and I thought we would have a look-see at my favourites… Ah, Sean Connery. They could not have picked […]
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. So, Haywire showed SUCH promise. A movie with several just fantastic actors: Michael Douglas (Romancing the Stone – as I thus age myself. But that was a great movie). Antonio Banderas (Desperado, Puss in Boots, The Mask of Zorro…shwi shwi SHWI!), Michael Fassbender (Prometheus, X-Men: First Class. […]
…which stops showing on October 4th, by the way, so you need to go see it (at Nakumatt Junction and at Nakumatt Westgate) (also, I just saw Haywire, but that will be reviewed…later) WHAT I LIKEDThe pick of actors was excellent. (only one who did not resonate with me, aside from the supporting characters who […]
Things I am done with: 1. Cleaning. I have accepted. I am SOOOOO not about that life. Some heifers are. I am not one of them. So basically, for y’all wanting to wife me (hehe) there are very few wife-like qualities to be found her (I should call this part of my rant the broken […]
So I watched Resident Evil: Retribution jana against my better judgment, because I was trying to think outside the box and give Milla Jovovich a chance to impress me (which she did), and give scary things a chance to freak me the f* out, etc. Plus, the trailer was freakin’ awesome. SO a few disclaimers […]
There are gonna be HELLA pics in this post. So grab your hearty companion fortitude. You know the drill. Who knows where Maralal is? No? Me neither, until I (Wikid it, then) went for the annual Camel Derby with the Tembea Kenya team (also, Wikipedia says it’s in North Eastern. Apparently it’s in Rift Valley. […]
