Nothing like a teency,weency mention from Bikozulu to make me famous (again), ha. Ah, Biko. So good to me. Lol. WELCOME, NEWBIES! Yes, because I know you’re there. Yes, Blogger.com has stats that show me up-to-the-minute…um…stats…about who you are, what browser you’re using to find me and what search words you used to do so. […]
So I bought a pregnancy test. Did you know that a test is 100 bob? It costs a hundred bob to find out if you are having a baby, 50 bob for 3 condoms, 30 bob for the daily pill and 120 for a morning after pill. I feel…is not getting pregnant becoming too easy? […]
There is something uniquely terrible about the instant you realize, with complete certainty/clarity, that he is going to leave you, and no miracle that you (or a shaman. Ok, maybe a shaman) could perform can change that. Before the raging storm that is your tears, the quick and never fully encompassing psychoanalysis with your friends, […]
January is basically over, and I have holes in my ears. The year began with a bang (he. He.), result being that a lot of things have changed in my life. For one, my hairdo. For two, at the ripe old age of 23, I pierced my ears. For the first time. You see, the […]
And of course the first thing I thought was ‘Damnit,I don’t have painkillers.’ I walked into the salon – yes,you read that right. I too was surprised. – and instantly felt like the newest kid on the block. Dude. Salons are such an exclusive like for a specific community. Everyone knows each other. They’ve been […]
So, over the holidays, I watched a bunch of movies, and I am going to give my unsolicited (although not so VERY unsolicited, as you are reading this, aren’t you? Just saying. Ha) opinion on each one. And so, in order of the ones I liked least to the one I liked the most. 5. […]
Today,I came to a scary realization about my humanity and abject passive aggression. I was sitting – ok,am sitting – in a jav on my way home. The condi kept stopping for more people. Even when there were 4 or 5 people on every row but my row,he would still stop. This irritated me to […]
