UBABI.

I had a Barbie doll when I was 6 years old. It was given to me by my best friend. I mean, she was pretty and all, but I was never really a doll person (ironic, seeing as I still sleep with a teddy bear). I was more of a books and movies child. Especially […]

Something old, something new.

I was walking in town today and nearly got whiplash because some man was yelling ‘Fifty bob! FIFTY bob! Fifty BOB!’ Now,the average Kenyan girl will stop at anyone that says those magic words, which are usually enough to make her stop and at least look at what he was selling. Dear friends, he was […]

O. M. G., K. P. L. C.!!

Never again will I insult Kenya Paraffin Lamps- erm, KenyaPower and Lighting Corporation. Ok, not for like 2 weeks, anyway. :o) I got home a couple of nights ago and there was no electricity. Feeling like The Cavalry and simultaneously trying to feel better about the state of our toothless bulldog service providers (ha! I […]

My 5 links…

I was TOTES going to write you a post today. Ah, screw it, I may do 2… Work’s been a bit mad. Hence the lack of narcissistic reading material. You know you miss me. So thanks to @edgicovi (who blogs here), I must now put up this. She made me work. As in? Lol. begins […]

Paper-chasing Pontifications

Depending on how this whole I’m-in-the-rat-race-now-and-I’ve-sold-my-soul-for-fiscal-security thing goes, this may or may not become a thing. So irregardless of how absolutely gorgeous I am, it still shocks me when guys hit on me for no reason. I mean, obviously there’s always a reason, but a lot of the time, I like it to be an […]

Of Bovines and Best Maids

WARNING: Digressions will be rampant and arbitrarily placed throughout the course of this post. Peter! :o) If you have been reading my blog, you have good taste, and you know that I’m the best maid for my friend’s wedding. You should also have been commenting, because how do 196 people follow the blog (you awesome […]

MURDER MOST FOUL!!!!

Today morning, I was gripped with a desire to cut my talk-time costs, much like your average Kenyan. I’m on a great network, which I sing the accolades of as if it were paying my rent. I get all the texts I want to to the same network, low rates for calling other networks (in […]