You know,the thing about the end of a relationship is that you begin to question how much of it was true. Did he mean it when he said he’ll love me forever? If forever is a euphemism for a month and a half. How about when she said she only had eyes for me? Not […]
Now, I realize I leaped ahead of myself by starting with the breakup having already occured. Also awkward is the breakup itself. If you’re the one doing the dumping,where do you do it? What do you say? Do you walk away after? Do you comfort them? Do you apologize though you’re not really sorry? Do […]
Detangling. You’ve been a part of a person’s life for so long,and they’ve been a part of yours,mpaka by the time you’re breaking up,there’s a lot of stuff to detach from. All kinds of questions arise. Do I defriend them? Stop following them on Twitter? Delete their texts and their number? Are we still friends […]
You’re gonna wish youNever ever met meTears are gonna fallRolling in the deep It’s running through my head. I’m just being introduced to Adele,can you believe it? A-virgin. 😀 Last night,I couldn’t sleep. Or rather,I could,but didn’t want to. I whine all day about how I want to sleep so badly,but then when it comes […]
I was taking my niece (she of Marriages and Mercedes) out for lunch with the last dregs of my feeble (but infinitely helpful) salary. Seeing as we all know that the best place to get lots of food for little money is Greenview,that’s where we headed. I’m generally snobby about my eating,but as she was […]
I feel the world would be much easier if all human beings were made of plastic. We would be easily recycable and possibly live forever. Copulation would be a factory procedure. Dirt would slide off us with a simple wipe. Instead of using roller blades/skates,we could just slide around. Plastic surgery-ha-would be much,much easier. You […]
Today,I was informed that there are parties who feel that I am not best maid material. At first,I rolled my eyes so far back I felt like Emily Rose. But then,I thought about it and started getting irritated. Irritated at the way society insists on stereotypes,on norms,on traditions. I’m an atypical best maid because I […]
