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Volume 2

He took me to JavaWe had cake.I wondered if the fact that neither of us could finish our slices was indicative of a relationshipdwindlingthat we now had to take away.The waitress eyed us, egging us on to LEAVE ALREADY BECAUSE I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN 4 WEEKS DAMNIT AND MICHAEL IS COMING OVERShe took the […]

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I CHOOSE LIFE!! (pahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

My eyes are getting ready to write placards decrying the inhumane treatment they have been forced to endure at my…eyeballs. It’s 2 in the morning, and I am awake, doing my job…blogging. Ha, no. I just sent in something that was due a while back. Lately, my life seems to be full of those. I […]