The Water Conspiracy

Someone has it in for me. You know how I know? Because someone doesn’t want me to shower. And if I don’t shower, I won’t gets ma bitches. giggity But seriously. Last year (because that’s a thing now) every time I had no water, it wasn’t because of me not paying my water bill (which […]

I Need to Stop!

When did life and people become so complicated? I just watched a movie that made me rethink everything I ever do with my phone. I’m on my phone ALL the time. More or less, unless I am making a physical effort to engage with the people I am with. I’m shit at multitasking, and yet […]