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Movie Review: Baby Driver

Look, Baby Driver isn’t for everyone, ok? It certainly wasn’t for me. (super mild spoilers ahead but no direct plot points, just vague exclamations) This is the thing, if you like Edgar Wright movies (the director/writer dude) then there’s a good chance that you will like this one too. He’s the guy who’s behind Scott […]

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Movie Review: King Arthur -Legend Of The Sword

So I watched this Guy Ritchie-directed movie last night and it was worth a good 7 out of 10 in my book – liked it better than Kingsman, less than Kong (agh, what did I give Kong?), mostly because I had watched Everything is a Remix the night before which significantly hampered my ability to […]

Film: Batman – Bad Blood

Movie 2 of the year: Batman – Bad Blood. I’m failing. I feel like I am watching movies really slowly. Anyhue. I liked the first* one better, is the summary. For a couple of reasons – I am REALLY bored of uninventive superhero names. Because you wear the bat, you have to have bat in […]

Film: Southpaw

Southpaw wasn’t bad – and to be honest, I kind of expected it to be. I mean there was a lot of things that were not going well for it. First off, people are still letting 50 Cent act. Yuck. (I know, I know. I should give Power another chance. Ala but why. Yech.) Second, […]

On idiots, movies, and idiots who should NOT be in charge of movies

Dear Century Cinemax, Your Tuesday offer is stupid. You know, the one where you tell me that if I buy a ticket, I also get popcorn and a hotdog and a soda free. Whoop de do. Because I know you are stupid, I will outline exactly why you are stupid. Because I am sure you […]

Fears that Bind

When I was a child, I was scared of things that moved in the dark, but not the dark itself. I was scared of the coat hanging on my wardrobe that would somehow morph into a bloodthirsty child-eating monster when the moon was high in the sky and the lights were off. Curtains would transmutate […]