What a great first post of the year. The irony here is of course that I’m just trying to avoid the three writing assignments that I took on with almost no intention of doing them on time. I hate writing when I have a deadline. Some of the best stuff comes out when I have […]
Dear Century Cinemax, Your Tuesday offer is stupid. You know, the one where you tell me that if I buy a ticket, I also get popcorn and a hotdog and a soda free. Whoop de do. Because I know you are stupid, I will outline exactly why you are stupid. Because I am sure you […]
I thought I would begin this post by stating that I want to be a DJ. This was a fact made even more prominent by attending my (FIRST EVER) New Jack night last week. The DJ did a tip top (ooooh, he’s the top, he’s the tip, he’s the championship/he’s the most tip top/Top Cat!) […]
Two things:1, I’m pretty passive aggressive,and2, I hate weddings. So I’ve been roped in to another wedding. This makes me assume that I must be masochistic,because HOW DO I KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN TO ME?? breathe However,I guess this one isn’t going to be so bad (read apocalyptically awful and mind-numbingly exhausting) because it’s for […]
Now,you all know I am Supporter Numero Uno of enthusiastic drug use. Penicillin,Ponstan,Piriton,you name it,I’ll endorse it. But sometimes,I’m wrong about drugs. Yes. I just admitted that it is possible for me to be wrong. This happens once maybe every 5 years (euphemism for decade) The Girls and I were at the club over the […]
