Film: Ted 2

Ok they should never make sequels ever ever ever. That  said, Ted 2 had some genuinely funny laugh-out-loud parts. But they still shouldn’t have made the movie. I am over the teddy bear (I do love Seth McFarlane though. Family Guy remains one of my favourite shows, and A Million Ways to Die in the […]

Nostalgia

My girl MM and I sit by a pool, reminiscing about the time she once smoked a blunt the size of a dick. The sun is not out; in fact, it hides behind ominous clouds that are grumbling slightly about having to cohabit. Nonetheless, we are dipping our toes in the freezing water, perversely clinging […]