I guess it was bound to happen. Nairobi shows no discrimination to its victims, no fear or favour, you know, the way the government is supposed to. I’m still in a bit of denial. My phone was on for a while after. Kept calling it to see. And Airtel was refusing to pick up their phones so I could block my SIM. Not that they could really use it anyway,…could they? Damnit I may have removed my ‘Ask for PIN’ settings…anyhue, I didn’t ati have a g on my phone. I barely ever use Zap, so there’s like 2 bob on there. I wish I knew someone in the CID who could track my phone. Plus, they probs can’t sell my phone coz I have a security phone, SUCKERS. HA.

The idiot bouncer at the club. Ugh. I asked him if we could search the club. His response was that he has seen me leaving the club to receive calls. WTF does that have to do with anything? That I left it outside? That it must have been stolen inside? That my locomotion rules me out from a search? Ugh. UGH. Does this happen everywhere? I suppose there are stupid people everywhere, so.

Are phones like people? If it is their time to go, it is their time to go?

I keep thinking if I had done something different, changed my plans, something, anything, I would still be with Mr. Miyenn right now. Damn these pickpockets, yawa.

Damn these thoughts I had of how muggings can never happen to me. Not that they can never…just that when it doesn’t happen to you for a while, you think you’re home free. Like accidents. Or syphilis.

This has taught me that:

a. Leave the club when you SAY you’re going to leave the club.

b. Stop thinking that it could never happen to you.

Oh…that’s it so far. As my method of coping (ha) these posts about my late phone might be a couple.

I can’t believe they left the money. I mean, I’m glad they left SOMETHING, but I wish they’d’ve taken the money instead. Tight jeans lie to you with a false sense of ‘Of COURSE you’ll feel it if someone tries to steal anything.’

sigh

tSN

p.s. I didn’t know that syphilis only had one ‘l’ until I did a spell check. See? Good things come to those who are stolen from. Being positive…happy thoughts…crushing testicles…