The scenario:
Getting into a lift with 2 older men, 1 who is trying to not be distracted by youthful cleavage and so is making SUPER unnecessary conversation.
A: You mean you are still alive?
B: What do you mean?
A: You haven’t died?
B: You can clearly see that I have not died.
A: Your day has not yet come?
B: Erm…it will come when it comes.
A: Yes, it will. So, when are we coming to bring cows? We will bring them all, just pay for the girl at once!
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door opens
tSN flees
We your readers demand the immediate release of the identities of those involved. #FreedomOfInformationAct
Um…
Well…
If I knew their identities this would be possible.
Unfortunately I was hiding my face and cleavage in discomfort.
“Unfortunately I was hiding my face in my cleavage”
Ok.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
Eeeewwwww. You could have at least eyed them
BUT WHY?
They wouldn't have noticed, they were looking elsewhere…