The Gas Conspiracy

This post has been rated PG-18 because of the mentioning of the word VAGINA, ARSE, and SH** (which, I mean, to be fair, follows, neh?) I’m on a roll! Not of bread, slathered in cheese and tasty avocado chewies, no. But now that you mention it, perhaps that will be my next culinary adventure… Speaking […]

The Onion Conspiracy

So, I am cooking again. There must be a full moon out. looks at hands WHO AM I???!! This is not about what I cooked. (although, if you must know, it’s spaghetti and mince meat) (no, I do NOT always cook spaghetti. It’s just…everytime I blog, I make spaghetti. WHADDAYA WANT FROM ME??!!) It is […]